NO, I DIDN'T FART. MY BUTT JUST BLEW YOU A KISS!
I COULD BE A MORNING PERSON,
IF MORNING HAPPENED AROUND NOON
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL MY WIFE I'M RETIRED!
HEAT MAKES THINGS EXPAND. SO, I DON'T HAVE A
WEIGHT PROBLEM - I'M JUST HOT!
DON'T GET ME STARTED
I DON'T COME WITH BRAKES
YOU ARE ABOUT TO EXCEED
THE LIMITS OF MY MEDICATION
I DON'T NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT.
I NEED PEOPLE TO STOP PISSING ME OFF!
AT MY AGE, HAPPY HOUR
IS ANY HOUR SPENT ABOVE GROUND.
TEENAGERS, TIRED OF YOUR STUPID PARENTS?
ACT NOW! MOVE OUT, GET A JOB, AND
PAY YOUR OWN BILLS WHILE YOU STILL
KNOW EVERYTHING...
OF COURSE I'M NOT PERFECT,
THERE'S A CRACK IN MY A$$!
I COULD BE A MORNING PERSON,
IF MORNING HAPPENED AROUND NOON
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL MY WIFE I'M RETIRED!
HEAT MAKES THINGS EXPAND. SO, I DON'T HAVE A
WEIGHT PROBLEM - I'M JUST HOT!
DON'T GET ME STARTED
I DON'T COME WITH BRAKES
YOU ARE ABOUT TO EXCEED
THE LIMITS OF MY MEDICATION
I DON'T NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT.
I NEED PEOPLE TO STOP PISSING ME OFF!
AT MY AGE, HAPPY HOUR
IS ANY HOUR SPENT ABOVE GROUND.
TEENAGERS, TIRED OF YOUR STUPID PARENTS?
ACT NOW! MOVE OUT, GET A JOB, AND
PAY YOUR OWN BILLS WHILE YOU STILL
KNOW EVERYTHING...
OF COURSE I'M NOT PERFECT,
THERE'S A CRACK IN MY A$$!